A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles — something she seemed to love to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, ‘Why do you love doing that?’ ‘Because,’ she replied, ‘I miss mine.’
This is has got to be the funniest thing I’ve heard for a while. Apparently a couple by the name of Mr and Mrs Bell-end (ok I added the end but so would you if you’d read this) were on a road trip last week, when they sopped to get a few [...]