Here is another news item for our stupid ways to die collection.

According to a report from Rubiato Town, which we are told is in the Goiás region of Brazil, a 16 year old kid managed to kill himself by tossing off 42 times, apparently without stopping.

By all accounts his mother knew he was addicted to choking the chicken.  She told the local paper that she was planning to ask the family doctor about it, but her horny son wanked himself into an early grave before she got around to it.

It is said that this young man would start stroking the salami around midnight and not stop milking the trouser snake until either his arms wouldn’t work anymore or the his alarm went off in the morning.

Apparently his friends at school were also aware of his need to constantly pleasure himself, although its not clear whether he indulged in bouts of self gratification in class.  It was also claimed by some of his classmates that he offered to let them watch him on a webcam, although none of the girls in his class admitted to taking him up on the offer.

By all accounts he was attracted to women of any age, colour or size and would knock one out every chance he got.  Not too surprisingly investigators reportedly found a huge stash of porn when they checked his room, his hard drive we are told, was almost entirely filled with pictures and videos of people fucking and sucking themselves senseless.

Now I’m all for a quick (or even a slow) wank, but 42 times is a bit much.  The thing I’d like to know is who was actually keeping count?  Was his mother watching him on the webcam he had setup?