If you are going to commit a crime, particularly one involving witnesses, its usually a pretty good idea to disguise your appearance so that as few people as possible can identify you after the act.

So if after you’ve committed said crime you read a report in the newspaper which incorrectly describes you as a short, 30-ish, Albanian when you are in fact a tall, 19 year old German, one would think you’d be pretty pleased with yourself.
Apparently not if you are a 19 year old German retard from the town of Roettingen in Germany, where this oh-so-not-clever young fuckwit robbed a bank and after reading about his exploits in the papers, decided to email the editors of two papers to point out factual errors in their stories.

According to The Daily Bild, he took the piss out of the police for getting his age, height and accent incorrect and he reminded them that he escaped in a car, not on foot.

Of course the cops traced the fuckwits email and arrested him just a few hours later, apparently wasting his ill-gotten gains in a gambling hall in Hamburg.

“His game of mouse and pussycat went all wrong,” a rather fat Wuerzburg police spokesman said.